Here are my unsolicited tips for Living the Life You Can

• Make your life exciting, or at least interesting, so you don’t get riled up about petty things.
• Wash your sheets every two (2) weeks (weeks, not months).
• Don’t take too many pictures of  landscapes.
• Get a WaterPik, use it.
• Throw things away.
• Go to the beach when you can.
• Travel alone.
• Make and eat this pasta.
• Don’t go to the same bar all of the time.
• Embrace your vices.
• Sail before steam.
• Drink outdoors.
• Take baths with Epsom salt.
• Write a Buzzfeed-style list every now and then.
• Pack lightly.
• Buy mostly black clothes.
• Use wax paper to make your shower curtain glide smoothly.
• Bike!
• Get a mattress topper.
• Don't buy souvenirs for other people, just get one for yourself. That one should be a scent you wear on your journey. It will remind you of your trip.
• "Life is tacky."
• Cold-brew green tea.
• Have the following friends: one who is a doctor, one who is a lawyer, one with a boat, one with a pool and one with a dog.
• Non-iron fabrics are worth the money.
• There is a lid for every pot.
• Vodka flavored like candy is disgusting.